I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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