the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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