Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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