do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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