Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
did i just pee glitter
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize