people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Drake has all the answers
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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