When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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