Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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