You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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