Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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