Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
