I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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