so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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