Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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