you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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