my mouth tastes like poor choices
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Holy shit dude........stairs
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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