Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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