i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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