I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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