good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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