my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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