She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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