Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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