why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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