yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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