You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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