He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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