"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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