You work out of a Hotel?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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