I wannas sexs uuuuu
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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