I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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