I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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