the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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