Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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