Whoa Z and x make the same sound
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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