she was so not down for the gang bang
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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