let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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