Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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