her vagine was all disorganized.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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