Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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