So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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