Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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