Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
