Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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