just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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