i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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