erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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