I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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