jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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