I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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