plz talk dirty to me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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