Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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