I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
third nipple confirmed
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize