So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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