Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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