Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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