Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
did i just pee glitter
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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