Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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